Jerma Logs

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sup

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more NMH2, might see the end

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then tomorrow is either RE3 or snes stuff

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depends on if i finish nmh2 tonight

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yea tiny toons wacky sports

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so if i FINISH nmh2 today, then RE3 tommorow and tiny toons wacky sports thurs

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if i DONT finish nmh2 today, then i finish it tomorrow, and we do wacky sports tomorrow as well

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yea i think i have a good 5-6 more hours in NMH2 if i do more misions up front

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ill be back within the hour to start

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yo

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re3 tonight, starting in likeeee 30-40 min

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whast even true anyways?

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MonkaPeepoS

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ill be back to start

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see you guys in a lil bit

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this is NOT the title, placeholdder

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like already just annoyed? havnt even started, making the title hes mad?

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i think having actual swears in titles is a bad thing isnt it

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alright brb

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in 30 min

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yo

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Tiny toons wacky sports tonight and maybe another snes game

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If i get addcited to tiny toons, then

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ya know

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ill be back to start later, see ya sooooon

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!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream starting on Tuesday around 4pm Pacific

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hey guys

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gonna jumble the schedule so i have time to prepare the green screen costumes/easy bake stuff

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tues-wed-fri-sat

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fri and sat still easy bake and green screen

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wed is gonna be CCN

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tues is gonna be a mystery stream

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could be saw for xbox

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its a mystery after all

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lemme try to do this / mod edditthepenguin97

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i cant get it to work dude

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i dont know

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hold on / ban gonderlane (ban message) LL dude lata nice knowin ya hahahha

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LUL*

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imagine eating hot cereal?

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i love oatmeal wait wtf

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dude thats not even real fuckin hot cereal plebs Its aoatmeal ok ill brb

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ok bye see ya tuesday

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ill be back for a vvisit tmorrow night

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ill add more emotes on july 30th

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at least 5

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there will be 5-10 new emotes by july 30th

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there are gonna be fresh new ones, for subs

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have a good night though, ill see you guys in Tues

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you sayin my fake name in here?

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what up, just checking in

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i have the game narrowed down for tues

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offline bits POG

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thanks

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its either gonna be wall street kid, or xbox game

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im going to sleep in an hour or 2

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mmo grab bag UHHHH

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UMMMM

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haha of ocourse (gulp)

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CCN wed

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msyetry game tues - CCN wed - Easy Bake oven Fri- Green Screen DLC for Free Sat

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yes?

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IM waiting

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its my net

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you fuckin weirdos

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2 times IN ONE day?

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where is that even from?

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NG?

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ahhh right

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its a signature

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people had signatures in their posts

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i mean there were a lot of random inside jokes and friends i made through NG i have no idea, explaining a post i made 15+ years ago is gonna be hard for someone that forgets the game he played 2 weeks ago

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You guys ??? when I talk about where apples come from, is it beyond me to take a picture of myself and have a stupid signature on a forum?

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nah I met some lifelong friends through NG

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it was great fun

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NG was one of the first places to have games and cartoons and shit, it was a giant art showcase with some really talented people

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i used NG as an avenue to practice voice work, and meet/talk to like minded people doin the same thing

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i mean, id like to say "why are you lookin at shit i said 15 years ago", but its just there

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NG was my first landing spot

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but ehh, its all good, i was like 17? 18?, i bet id have some less immature opinions on things than I do now

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its crazy to think that ive been doing online "media" for that long though

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i started on NG 15-16 years ago, damn

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there was a stint of 0 activity for a few years, but ive just been around for that long

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the anti streamer?

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wait is it a hit pice on me??

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i will

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not stream now watch the vid

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CMON GWYNN

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im out though

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ill see you guys tues

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wallstreet kid possibly

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or xbox JUNK

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mmo grab bag fuckin july 29th

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have a good night guys

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ill see ya soon

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afternoon

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Yup thats what they call me, the Funk King

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cant wait for the jermaLied1-4 emote where its a nose growing pinnochio emote

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jermaLied1 will be a face with my nose growing a little, then you could add length depending on the lie

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oh shit yea nvm tiwtch wont approve it, its a dick

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jermalied2-3 is a dick yup NVM

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anywayt

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today is full of mystery

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im changing the schedule again HAHHA wtf is he really?

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easy bake and green screen staying on fri sat

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but i underestimated how much shit is on this green screen list, and i gatta get a bunch more stuff ready

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yea im gonna need to figure out a few things, cause thr VR headset routine is 100% going in

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BUT that means im not gonna stream tomorrow

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so CCN will be where it was gonna be in the first place

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on thurs

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so ill be live tonight, then thur-fri-sat

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which leads to now

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there is no plan tonight

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its full on on guy potential

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i could just pull out an xbox game or play wall street bets

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kid edition

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Wallstreet Kid Xbox grab bag, or oneguy

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im lurkin

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im gonna give the oneguy a few min

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to sway me

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hmm

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not seein any oneGuy moment

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hmmm

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im seein some oneguys that are interesting

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you are right, i will never play shadow the hedgehog

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OK ive made my decision, SAW for xbox

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i have no idea, i just bought it because it existed

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pikmin 2 isnt a Mystery game

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the improv artist on stage?

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I NEED A PLACE! (Library!... The Gym!!, Bar!) OK I HEARD OFFICE!

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i dont know it was like 4 dollars

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alright brb

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i just wake up in a room

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and i have to get the key out of my eyeball, and i have a fake playdoh eye that i dig into to get the key and its graphic and horrible, i then take the key over to the case that unlocks an xboix 360 and i play SAW the game on it

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ok startin in like 10 min

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brb

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sup

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so i have to make this decision today, and you're not gonna like it

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but to be able to do the weekend studio stuff, im gonna need to take today

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i woke up tight this morning

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so i NEED to stretch and try to work it out and get in that bath and sit still

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i dont wanna have to cancel the green screen stream, its been too long coming

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SO

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fri-sat-sun

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is the weekend plan

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sunday is CCN

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the cutoff for CCN will be somwhere into april i think

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i could stream today, but if im gonna be doing like fuckin karate kicks I cant be tight or in any pain, and I woke up in pain today

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so im doing literally everything possible to make it not happen

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and the more we go forward here, the more that intercostal nerve block makes sense

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TLDR I might just have nerve damage that will never go away, and a nerve block could just stop it 100%

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fuckin jigsaw, why did you give me intercostal pain

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fri easy bake, sat green screen

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i can even do half on fri, half sat

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because the easy bake might only take a couple hours

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and I have the studio for fri and sat

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yea ill be in the same cloths

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and other costumes

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no no raptor costume

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im not doing anymore raptor

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maybe itll be a suprise appearance

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def not though

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and there are NO Jo Jo dances

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i have the final list

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so dont worry all you jo jo haters -_-

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alright im gonna go lay down, i need to be at peak health. again fri-sat-sun, the weekend streams dont change, just adding sunday for todays replacement

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Imagine the entire Green Screen DLC is one clip of me karate kicking and hurting myself

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what a shitty DLC

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Ive been taking amino acids to help, im gonna do some pre routine shit and take some amino acids before the stream

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ill be all juiced up and ready

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Yea if i puke on the easy bake over stream, its in front of green scren

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i cant imagine puking in front of a green screen, thats would appear everywhere

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so i gatta make sure

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i think it takes like 3 min to bake shit in the ez bake oven

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so there wont be much down time

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i cant wait to record "im playing your favorite game"

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i was thinking it would be funny to say every single game on steam

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like "cant wait for (xxxxxxx)! lets game, and turn and play

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and do that 1000 times

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anyway, ill see you guys tomorrow for the ez bake oven stream

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we have 12foods to make

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pizza is on the menu

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yo

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setting everything up

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starting around 4

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im gonna make like 8 easy bake oven treats

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i hope i dont get hurt

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we got cakes, pretzels pizzas cookies

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etc

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wont be late dont worry

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Yo. Getting everything set.

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Should be starting in 40-60 min. I wanna get this lighting right.

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See ya soon.

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having an issue with my camera, getting it sorted out

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starting soon

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we good in a lil bit

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my obs is crashing every time i opne it now

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fuuuuuuuck

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gimme a break

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one min

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this is a pain in the ass, im ognna need to get this fixed

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everything is fucked

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i got all night

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ill be back in hopefully less than 20-30 min

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yea i see what you guys see, but its not in my obs preview

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my obs preview is 100% fine

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the actual footage looks like all garbled

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bitrate is at 6000

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lemme try some stuff

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i just used this exact setup yestersay

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no clue

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yup its royally fucked

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I have no idea why my obs preview is fine, but its all fucked up in the actual output

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shit was fine yesterday

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no idea

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i got a few last ditch attempts

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it doesnt make sense going from yesterday to today with the same computer, same camera

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im not giving up yet

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but fuck this sucks asshole

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its not the camera, in my obs preview its perfect

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its something going on in the encoding

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the output res is 720, camera 720, 60

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nah no downscaling

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i honestly have no clue, it looks normal in the preview, the output looks all shitty though

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6000 bitrate, fast encoding, etc

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ya setting on high

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im gonna change streaming software

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gonna try again in a min here

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!commands edit !sus You sense after green screen DLC night, that Jerma turned to Stone. Check back over the next few days!

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I got back a little while ago and just turned to dust.

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It’s bad. Like made out of rocks

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I don’t think it’ll be that long. Maybe a few days?

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I had too much fun.

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Yea ccn when I get back

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Night guys!

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yo

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unfortunately the stone never leaves

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im doin alright thouigh

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tonight is gonna be a major update on health stuff

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and what my plan is

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ill give you guys a quick run down pre stream

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Had another doctors appointment, and going back and forth with the doc its becoming abundantly clear that I need to figure out definitively what is actually wrong with me

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ive been doing this sort of operating at 65% BS for about 2 years

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and instead of booking out appointments when i have time, and figuring out at a slow pace, im gonna just dump all attention and focus into it

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This doctor i have now is really good

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and its going to require me to take a leave for a while

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because i want to only focus on it, and long term be able to get treated

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there are a few potential procedures and treatment plans we are gonna try, and im envisioning a 14-20 day off the grid

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BUT

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i am in the process of brining on like 3-4 new editors

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and the 2nd channel is going to be ripe with tons of content

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huge amounts of backlog, videos potentially every day

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more than 1 a day possibly

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editors have been chosen, i brought on a 3rd party to help

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stream is not cancelled tonight

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i wanna talk about this, i dont wanna do this ina twet

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we will do some CCN catchup stuff and go over the plan

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It really came down to wanting to get this all over with, rather than slowly continue with random procedures or tests/appointments

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i still don't have a diffinitive diagnosis

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and this doctor wants to get one so i can actually start getting treated for comething

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ive had no treatment besides PT

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and the PT said "this is probably not gonna work for you"

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if its nerver related

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nerve

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dont make me laugh, im on a stirct 0 comedy diet

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there are a ton of projects coming up, big and small that I want to destroy in the late summer/fall. I gatta just get this shit over with

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and i cant just have it linger forever like it has, im just gonna fire on aall cylinders to get it done

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huge money, thank you

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seriosuly

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BUT i dont want this to turn into a pity stream, or a give me money stream, ill be fine, just let me get this bullshit taken care of

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we will talk more about it in a couple hours

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because if it IS a nerve probelm, im just gonna get the fucking injection and recover and be over it

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injection

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yea this is the baindaid pull, this doctor has a bunch of things he wants to do, and i wanna just every day go go go go lets go

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but ill be back, we will do some CCN, ill talk more about it in full

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what was that OST?

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i promnised to play

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there was a very specific one

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sly cooper

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professor layton

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ok anymore?

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just gettin the title changed

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hows everybody doin

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i was gonna say, im glad the sus has a clip explaining

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i dont make playlists for the CCN stuff. I pull out the vids and images from discord and cycle through the tabs

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the green screen nights will have playlists

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i do need to watch clone wars

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I love grievous, and never wacthed the one thing he was a main character of

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Id love a grievous disney+ show

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or a movie

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yea i will probably do a few re runs of some of my favorite streams.

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i think the channel exploded in viewership over the last year, and having some old streams that a lot of people may have never seen that were really fun for me isnt a bad idea

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yea the criteria would be, the streams need to be at least a year old

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nah no 24/7 re runs

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id rather it be a handful every few days

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jbumbum

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am i that predictable?

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hey we dont say 100% yet

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excuse me

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im hoping its not a 3 week thing

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that i can get in and out a bunch over the next week+

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i said 3 weeks to have that cushion

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but im realistically thinking 2

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unless of course its something that needs waaay more attention

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but thats unlikely

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500 bits NOW you got my attention

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i have someone blocked here guys elt me know if he says anything

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did they yet? or pepehands??

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i bet they think i HATE them

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i wonder if i should unblock them?

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ok ok (DU DEE) there we go

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salty swamp 2 already got made, i made a video shouting it out

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years ago

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on blordow's channel

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you gatta remmeber, all these projects are potentially DECADES old, blordow has been doing all kinds of other stuff. Like i said on stream, i have been spitballing ideas that never went anywhere for years

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how many ideas become reality? probably 30-40% Years ago its was 0%

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years ago it entailed. HEY THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! literally never did 1 thing ever

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i did some voice work and had practice cartoons, and random other stuff that never got past the "wouldnt this be a good idea" phase

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the Newgrounds Era for me was mainly networking, and making friends that also liked doing voice work. Its hazy on the details because it was obviously like 15 years ago now, but it was a good practice stone and I made some friends i still talk to

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it was kind of how a lot of people here treat twitch. Wait...theres this place where people like the same thing I do, and i cant talk and have inside jokes and shit? sign me up

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can*

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early 2000's NG was a huge launch pad for a ton of people, it was a really interesting place.

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Peak NG was before google owned youtube

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youtube was 2 GUYS can you imagine

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so it was a potential creative avenue. It was the only place where you could give ratings for peoples games/cartoons. Entire communities had their own boards

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Tom Fulp turned the NG brand into behemonth pretty much

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and thats where it lives on, i think NG still has a large art community

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but it was a different chapter in my life, im glad to have had it though. It humbled me a bit, i learned a lot.

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I think ive been around long enough that all the potential mistakes, or things to iron out have come and gone.

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I 100% believe that no one ever actually reaches 100%

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uh oh

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i still forget that youtube didnt even really take off til like 2009

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i remmeber when HD video got introduced, it was mind blowing

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on yt

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yup

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i remmeber laughing so hard at a zelda ytp that i almost passed out

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they were on loop essentially, there were thousands of them

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i still say DIE like ganon all the time

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i havnt watched one of those in 10 years

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jerma YTP is just CCN

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there will be at least 3

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i dont compare myself with anyone. I just do what i think is fun, or interesting. Like i said, I have been around a very long time, and have been able to slowly shape myself the way i want over 2 decades. Its never ending, and I def still have work to do, but i dont know if comparing the way i act to anyone is something I wanna do

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Yea i did, i watched it

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I dont wanna spend too much time thinking abut it though

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because i do the things I do solely because I want to do them, and I dont want to convince myself otherwise

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it was very touching though, and keeps me hopeful that Im not to be voted off the island any time soon. Cause thats always something to think about

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because ive been doing this for so long, whats that timeframe for "i still think you are interesting"

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fart jokes and burping sounds have been funny since the Incan times yo are right

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im SAFE

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if you liked the carnival, just wait til the fall

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not a carnival

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but the same scope

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JermaCon is 100% not even going to be remotely considered until coronavirus is way in the rear view

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it was a drunk thought project, but the chances of that happening were already pretty low

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id never do a casino themed meetup

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how amny of you would put it all on black and blame me for bringing you

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yea im certain at least one of you would hit it big and give me 10,000 dollars for the snes vegas stakes meme

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i saw the census

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18-24

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is the largest demographic

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oh MENTALLY....

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right right

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well if im 34 and have a 19 year old mentality......

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guys....ummmm

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im closer to 40 than 21, SAD FACE JERMA SAD FACE CRY FACE

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im just gonna stop counting...why didnt anyone just do that?

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i turn 40, thats max level

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fucking 40

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when my sister turned 30, i remmeber going HOLLLY SHITTT ollldddddd im gonna be there soon WTF NO WAY

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im looking at 40 now this decade

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.......

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no shes older

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no grey hairs

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not yet

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grey/white hair usually starts with a dog piss spot in the yard

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and then takes over very quickly

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dog peeing on grass makes it all discolored in one spot they pee on?

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implying you get one weird grey spot that then spreads? am i talking into the mic here? can you hear me?

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YELLOL

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chat is left

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i have multimonitor

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its more natural for me to look left instead of right

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bits are on the right

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chat left, obs left, dashboard on right and other random windows

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then whatever im doing in middle

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yea i have 3

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i used 2 for years up until last year

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added a 3rd

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jesus

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omg hahah stream aint even on

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thanks though, what on earth

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that was abig NOTIFICATION ON RIGHT MONITOR

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Right monitor gang

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the 3rd monitor was added because putting chat, dashbaord, random video/audio clips in a tab, and obs on one screen got messy

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i see streaming set ups with like 5-6 monitors

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i cant even imagine whats on em

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more offlien bits

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right monitor gang i see ya I SEE YA

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more right monitor gang bits thanks RMG!

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minimum is 25 so chat isnt spammed with 1 cent bit drops of someone writing peepeepoo 25 times

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he did

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i heard him say that

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yo DING thanks for the quarter

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i feel like the stream si live with this money

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this is LIVE bit amounts, save em dont spend em here

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yea im setting up an autohost while im gone

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of like 10-20 people

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just people that ive watched, friends, etc

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ok

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hear me out

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what if i just host League of legends channel for 3 weeks

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and this whole thing has beena ruse to get you guys to warm up to league

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and i come back and "open it to try it"

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full honesty here

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i wanted that to happen with wow

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that kharazan stream was my way of starting regular wow streams, and it was a fucking disaster

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yea but that was only because i wanted to have something brainless in the BG for that rumble Q&A

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Irl wasnt really a thing

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i think you could actually get in trouble for not playing a game like 5 years ago

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right?

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streams where we just shoot the shit are fun

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irl and on cam streams are weird for me though. I love doing bits and acting/characters on camera, i love it. But just being Jeremy Elbertson with a camera ondoesnt do it for me

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i think guys like dr disrespect have a great set up, hes the doctor, hes not him, it makes it easier to have fun i think

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personas only really work if you can dedicate to one, I couldnt

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i couldn't do the mr greenz routine every day

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imagine being bugleberry for more than 2 hours, let alone a 30 min segment

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bugleberry is gonna have an arc

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its gonna be very interesting

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bugleberry explores his favorite haunted houses

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shot in the old MTV stlye of on the spot shows

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yea it would be a show that is apparently deep in season

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exploring haunted theme parks, houses etc

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yea that was another thing snoozin like hes just at a restaurant

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normal restuarnt with people and chefs

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and hes got the nightvision on

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interview people in the back about their house and CRUSH a huge spider in the walla nd eat it

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mid interview

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i know i wanted to eat bugs so bad on halloween, but our set up didnt work

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i need bug eating buglebery redemption

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he just keeps eating bugs while talking about the space, the house etc...leaning down and eating worms off the ground

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i dont see bugs on the menu, is this one of the those in and out scenarios, do i ahve to say animal sauce or something? secret menu? i dont see it

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buffet style bugs?? omg thats horrible

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HAHAHA im dyin

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they would just be crawling out?

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there would be bugs everywhere

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"you see here we have the cockroaches, and the centipededs, and for garnishes we have meal worms" and legit they are all almost empty, bugs are all mixed up going everywhere crawlign everywhere

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yea a health inspector comes and gives it an A, and the interview outside is like....."i mean its a bug restaurnt?" im not sure what to dock it on

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be in the back and test out new bug recipes, and just go into a british accent complaining throwing food away and talking shit to the chefs

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only for that portion

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that building would get vandalized in less than 2 hours of opening

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a brick would go through the window after 3 days

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imagine owning property in NYC in downtown, and the BUG restaurant opens next door

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i mean crickets already are lined up to eb a protein source in the next 100 years guys

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lookitup

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and meal worms

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bugs are 1 step up from plants

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bugs are plants that can move a little

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bugs are just plants with a math problem downloaded onto their 2kb hard drive

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eww no scorpions YUCKY

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IF I could use 100% of my brain?? uhh id turn every piece of trash into an apple

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....youd rather have a trash problem?

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than an apple problem?

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an apple problem has its issues, but its solevable...feeding the world, composting etc

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planting agricultural

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no id then use my 100% brain to make rotting food not possible

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decay wouldnt exist

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ok so make it fuckin Kale then

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all cloths would be edible

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youd go to a meeting, and come home and eat those cloths for dinner

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no more waste

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yea everyth9ing would be ediblke

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digestible

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typing to fast sorry

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no

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shoes would not be edible

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they would be made out of a never degrading material, that self cleaned

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youd only need 1 pair of shoes

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nope only 1 styke, GREY

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all activities that require intesne workouts, and pressure with landing on feet, like sports would be played on memory foam

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no shoes needed

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im not supposed to be laughing, but boomer facebook rant

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is making me laugh

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all one sentence, with no capitalization, and a picture of obama for some reason

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edible healthcare? what you go into the mri machine, then all the doctors and nurses come in and eat at it like those timelappse ant videos?

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alright im gonna get out, just dropping in to title change and say hello

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ill be around, ill tty all lata