Jerma Logs

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ive had the window open all day

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So i think its a spongebob kinda morning

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ill be back ina couple hours to get started

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see ya soon

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hahah that title is just a statement. It doesnt say anything

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fuck

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ok is this a simpsons hit and run hard game?

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im scared

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last tv show cartoon game was hard and i hated it

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and loved it

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live in 20 min

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!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream starting Wednesday, around 12:00pm Pacific

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!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream starting on Wednesday between 10-11am Pacific.

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Starting a bit earlier tomorrow

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By an hour or so

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I’ll see you guys tomorrow. Sponge bob Part 2

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Then Thursday is gonna be the olympics game.

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London 2012

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Nope this is the officially licensed 2012 olympics game. It’s got like 35 events

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I have the 2008 Beijing game too

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Track and field is another one. But I wanna play this London one.

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Just over here STEALING MODS. Brb.

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Mod thief? Nope I paid for these mods with bald coin.

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All invoices that come in the slot are part of the rest of the mail. The mail slot is a shredder. I haven’t opened one piece in 8 years.

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Hahah

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Grandma always sent me a card with like 10 bucks in it. PeeposadShred

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jermaShred would be fun.

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One day you’re gonna wake up and there will be like 10 new emotes

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jermaBugle

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jermapsycho

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jermaBerniepog.

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JermaDrFauciImpression

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I’m nominating that one.

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You know what?

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Fuck it. Offline chat emote suck guck time.

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Sick fuck*

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I’m on mobile

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Guck is like dirty slime right?

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Guck has to be a word. It autocorrected to it

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I have never typed the word Guck until 4 min ago

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Anyways. I’m gonna make a bunch of emotes right now

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Let’s get some good ones. Lemme get on the battlestation

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I’ll brb

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ok im at the work station

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yea right i know RIGHT

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RIGHT

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SEE

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BATTLE STATION

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is fine, but i use the term WORK station

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my Guck Station

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yea shit thats gross,

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who said they would want me to pay them in exposure?

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wrong answer

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god damnit

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i forgot about that

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screaming into the warm ass gamer chair

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that could be top 5 worst things ive doen on broadcast

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the best comment was someone said "you making up a Guy named Dave Colgate, caused you to eat your own ass"

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alright so emotes. whats the no 1 emote people want

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jermaDing

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im gonna write these down

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jermaRatS?

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i think i want my own jermaS

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or jermaEss

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who made that original ratS?

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ill get in touch

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jermaPsycho

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i want to have as a channel emote

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Grin is gonna become channel emote

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tier 2 and tier 3 emotes?

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i have no idea

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nah one guy stays tier 1

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no ayaya

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sorry

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i cant just upload a steakumms box and have people pay 24.99 for it

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maybe tier 2 and tier 3 is a 2 part emote

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the fart and scream face

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that cry face

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wtf

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ok i got jermaDing

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did my shit get banned?

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jermaDing

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thats what i got so far

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yea thats the face I want

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the cry face

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no joker emotes

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jerma5g is just fuzzy white noise

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pretending, nahhhh nop nope

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that will be the next NEXT

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it will just be pretending emote for 4 hours

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jermaVeto is just next

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i def want a jermaLie

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and its a pinocio nose

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with my face

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cant be 3 parter i wish. it would just be a dick

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jermLie2 jermaLie3 would be sued as a huge dick for emotes

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it would get revoked i bet

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its gotta be one piece

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jermaDing jermaLie

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loogame would be hard, would need to be a gif

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iloogame is active

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does anyone have a good clear imaage of the thing face?

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yea the "real" face

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i xed out

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i need that face again

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the big one

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the original

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ill brb

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which one

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k, uploading now

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twitch changed their emote uploader

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it automatically resizes stuff now, let me try again

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new ratS coming

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bigger head hahha

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why are there still 2?

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squished or big?

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shit i broke it

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im locked out of uploading

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k went through

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i need to make a jermaLie

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i dont want to make a n onlyfans

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whats a good bttv emote to replace grin?

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i have decided on

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k punching

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is here

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ok ok im done

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i added

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no more gifs

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ill be back tomorrow with spongebob, then thursday is olympics

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ill see ya tomorrow

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yo

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whats up

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i forgot i activated that

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damn, getting beat up by chat

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more spongebob today

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gonna try to beat it today, but if not ill finish it tomorrow

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and then do olympics

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yea i have a bunch more to explore, but its all good, if i dont get to the end ill do it tomorrow

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yea ill be live in like 30 min

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the plastic film on my pc's power button was still on

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its been like 4 years

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NAH

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Ill stick with Frank

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do people still use stfu?

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i dont see it ever

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ok golden spatula collection time

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live in likeeeeee20?

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!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream starting Thursday around 10-11am Pacific time

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ill be live in about an hour

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ill be live soooooon

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be back

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Jeremy Elbertson* stop using my stage name

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Star and i actually talked about how funny it would be to just rent like 6 expensive cars and do a house tour

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and just have them in the driveway and not even mention it

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something like that

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just have a 200,000 dollar car in the driveway and just show you around the house/apartment and theres no expensive shit anywhere

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hire a mansion and rent cars haha and just doa tour

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for a stream

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house tours freak me out

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i talked about it on stream

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"AND THIS IS THE WINDOW NEXT TO MY BED HAHAH YEA COOL THIS IS WHERE I SLEEP, SEE THIS WINDOW RIGHT HERE"

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yea i knw im just messin around

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"heres a closeup of my key LOL and i traced the outline for you! its a cool DESIGN!"

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no thanks

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rv tour with cars around it

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ok thats hilarious

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someone is payed to drive behind me and i get out of the house and get into my "car"

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house tour would be fun if it wasnt real. I know people are curious about stuff, but i like to have my private life not connected to public life

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id want to do the full bed as a room thing

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you open the door and its a bed on the ground, the whole ground

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in the floor

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there would be a small area that was normal floor

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like 2-3 feet

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you change teh seats with the auto sheet changer

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like those toilet seat covers

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i used to love blue water toilet tabs

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but the fucked up my tank bad

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so i stopped using them

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gunked up the tank and caused problems

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this game looks great btw, i cant wait to do the diving competition

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im gonna do like 4 backflips

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hummingbirds are so incredible

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i never got to see them in MA

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they are everywhere out here

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watching them hover around is so fun

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dont they weigh like a penny or something?

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i have a hummingbird feeder question

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does it get cross/bugged up?

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gross

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will i get a bunch of insects?

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i like bees

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i saw a Solpugid for the first time the other day, it was crazy. dont google that if you dont like bugs

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wind scorpions

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they are actually really interesting

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they arent poisonous, and eat all the other shitty stuff you dont want

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they go after the little vicious fucking poisonous scorpions out here too

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so i leave them alone

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Solpugid's are like crabs/ants

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they are one of those "not spider, not scorpion insects

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I dont mind them, there was a bunch of nonsense about them years ago

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they will paralyze and eat you and shit

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and they were 3 feet long etc

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yea there was a whole campaign about camel spiders like 10-15 years agoi

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online

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member that picture? it circulated everywhere from i think Iraq?

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it was a camera trick that amde it look like 4-5 feet long

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yea i remmeber being like omg wtf is that

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Bugs I like - Bees, Mantids, Dragonfly, big funny beetles

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bugs I dont like - mosquitos --------------(2nd place is this far) hornets, spiders

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i think spiders are cool

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i just dont want them near me

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i think fireworks are cool, i dont want one exploding near my face

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ok ill be live in like 5

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!commands edit !sus you sense the next stream on Monday starting around 12pm Pacific

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Yea gonna try fall guys tomorrow

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it looks fun

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im gonna either love it or hate it

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I went through a ton of games yesterday, a bunch from the recommend channel as well. I got a bunch of stuff to last a long time

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Probably solo

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Star might join, but he was on the fence

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Im gonna compile a bunch of VR stuff as well

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i have a long list of new vr things to do, we will do another vr week

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i know ive dropped streams to only a few times a week now, but theres def enough time for a few streams fo VR roullete

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the streams are gonna stay around 12

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is fall guys a br?

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it looks like death run with 100 people

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no bullet hell games are on this current list

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that can change though

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bloons td8? what happened to 7?

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VR, 3do, more ps3, rest of Kinect, Gamecube

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thats on the list for the next 4-5 weeks

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Im still here

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but not for long

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ill see you guys tomorrow, fall guys

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see ya lata

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!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream on Monday starting around 10-11am Pacific

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hey hey

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starting in about 30-40 min

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mornin

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was buffallo chicken

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cant eat ti that much anymore

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fav food now? I think a chicken sandwich takes the cake, Just a basic crispy chicken sandwich

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fav food thats not quick

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id say a perfectly cooked piece of salmon

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gimme lemon/butter/garlic

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salmon if its perfect is one of the best food experiences i think thats available

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it just slides off with a fork and disintegrates in your mouth

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any fish will always be better on a coast

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boston seafood is hard to beat

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unless i was in like seattle

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there are a few good seafood spots here, but the best fish ive ever eaten was in boston

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ok go for it

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im ready for the question

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i answered that already next please

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im 5'8 (7)

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im 5'7+

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because im over 5'7 without shoes, but with shoes im 5'8

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so i mean cmon

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im a long 5'7

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wrestling mpire?

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ive played these before off stream

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moo crew round 2? it would be moo crew round 3 wouldnt it?

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the dlc movie night is gonna be the end of august

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last day to submit is the 23rd

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ftk will be pretty much immidiatly following that

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star and I played dying light years ago

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some great videos on that game

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stars video of that game is very funny if i rememebr

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star and I are gonna do something co-op soon

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need to figure out what we wanna do

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maybe vr

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this is either gonna be 2 hours, or my new favorite game

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theres no in between

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i already have a fall guys joke

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2 of em

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joke one. Im gonna talk about how i was a huge fan of this will ferrell movie

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then joke 2, im gonna say "HEY lol ya knowwhataimean, this is a fall game? i can fall as many times as i want lol yaknowwhatimean"

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ok so joke 1 is a hit

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ill use that one instead

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i have played most of the clasic Point and click games

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just not on stream

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years ago

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ok im gonna get ready to go here, yaknowwhatimeanvern

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ripping shirts and punching

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thats the new emote most used

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starting in like 15 min

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brb

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My network card actually crashed

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Like my Ethernet adapter died

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I didn’t lose Internet. My stupid Ethernet port died

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I actually think my Ethernet port is fucking dead

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I’m on phone

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I’ll be back. Gimme a lil bit.

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Trying something

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title is placeholder dont worry

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ill be back in about 40 min to start

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see ya soopoon

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whatll grab people? what SCREAMS hes playing riddick, what says WATCH THIS STREAM?

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ok Riddickulous is funny

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I have no idea guys I have not seen any of the riddick movies

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yea dark athena is bucthers bay right? they remade it and added a dlc campign?

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iss the remake better than the original?

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ok wait wait, from what i read about. Dark athena is just Butchers bay with an epilogue added to the end, like someone said

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k cool ill start with butchers bay

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good they hate it

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no dick jokes what am I?

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ok lets go

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Hey guys

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gonna finish butchers bay today, and see if i wanna even check out dark athena

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ill be live in about an hour or so

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be back later

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!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream starting Today around 10-11am Pacific

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nah i got saw 2 to do now

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or maybe ill do saw 1 first and beat it

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i dont even remmeber where i was or where i was ging in saw 1, id need to open it again

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nah no hollow knight,

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yea i know where i was goin in riddickl

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no its fun, i wouldnt do it again, even with the ugly look it can have

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if i wasnt having fun

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i want to play fear 2, but heard after fear 1 it just free falls in quality

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cool, ill do fear 2 soon then

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might skip 3

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how much new content was added in coin game?

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i played the ufo update

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are there a bunch more games?

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lemme look at coin game update

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i might wait til another big beefy game update to play it again

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the new missions and stores are cool, but id be playing the same content

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i would do a real arcade stream, but it would need to be ok with owners to film

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i do wanna do the gta casino

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itll happen eventually

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i have them

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i just need to get them connected reliably, and need to wait for my usb 3 hub

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deus ex always looked fun, but i always felt it was very long winded, or took a long time to do anything, am i 100% wrong?

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i wanted to re run sorcery

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but why re run it when you are just making your own?

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announcing it today

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just started the wheels on it, gonna be playing a custom made sorcery inspired game book/board game

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gonna have a ton of awesome artwork, characters, story stuff

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this isnt bullshit btw this is real and is gonna be ready hopefully by novembner

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its gonna be awesome

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star is going to be makign most of the world and encounters

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Im also gonna get some input from Arcadum, he may help out, or be involved. I wanna play DND at leasta couple times as well so im not sure yet

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but as of now its star heading the project and some artists

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Arcadum isnt heading the project up, but i def want some of his input. Ill be talking to him soon about it

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its gonna be jermaverse adjacent

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dont worry

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its gonna be a choose your own adventure custom game, and you guys will be able to vote on certain stuff

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im trying to get knowledge and advice from people in the space, even if they dont participate, so ive reached out to a few people like the ones ive mentioned already

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sorry i ran away

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im back

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but yea, CYOA custom game. November, or sooner is the target

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Star is making the game and assets, and John silva and Ashley are doing the art

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nah it wont be purchasable, its gonna be a custom experience for the stream

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making an actual game is gonna be a conversation for anotehr day

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like a purchaseable actual steam game

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Khad and i have talked a few times about trying to get a game off the ground

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he made the slots game

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BUT thats what is on the table for large projects

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cyoa adventure board is real, and just started work last night, FTK is done and ready, DLC movie night, baseball stream, and a huge secret project that isnt worth talking about right now

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baseball stream got postponed cause of covid19

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no it isnt cancelled, i already spent a lot of money on it

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its NOT canceled

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the COYA thing has been on my mind for a while, and its something that can be a bigger project that doesnt require 20-30 people to be in the same spot

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cyoa*

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wow expansion stream is gonna take the place of the next rumble

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i would hate me too

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no the jermna rumble thing isnt real

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the next live rumble is gonna be 10x bigger than the first live rumble

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its already done, everything is written, it just needs time, money, and production

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and thats not gonna happen right now

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if the baseball stream is postponed, the next live rumble cant even be talked about

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there will be a video game rumble this year

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that much i can promise

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but itll end up being the new years eve stream i think

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i loved that last time

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i did it on dec 31 one year right?

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that was a lot of fun, so ill probably do it like that again

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the awards stream will just be the next day

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or day before

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or that week etc

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or maybe same night as rumble

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do like 2-3 catagories, thena match

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i dont have plans for CCN soon, i need to come up with a solution for it tbh. I was away for so long that there is now a 3-4 month back log of content

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it takes about 4-5 hours to do 30 days worth of content, so i need to plan on when and where to do potentially 20+ hours of artwork and videos

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ill be getting a standing desk soon

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4 streams is what i normally would do, but having 4 streams in a 1-2 week period thats only CCN is too much i think

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i would do them at the end of streams, but i have killed any end of stream content because of the meidcal stuff

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its gonna end up being once a week for a month or so

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or even a revolving fade in and fade out of cool art while i stream something chill

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and talk about them

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i think thats probably a good idea, is having some chill streams with a stream of artwork for a couple hours while I do tierlists or something and can look over and comment on them

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I have this issue, you are all too talented

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and i get thousands of hilarious videos or amazing artwork

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brb screen isnt a bad idea, at least temporarily

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to catch up

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hmmm

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hmmmmmmm

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ok, ill see if i can get a new brb screen made

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that is like "brb, enjoy some community art for a few min"

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have the artowkr be in the toilet no, i cant do that

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thats legit the last thing I would do

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end screen as well, maybe thats a good spot

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in the theater

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while I say my goodbye for 5-10 min

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ill figure it out, but ill be live in like 15 min

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im gonan have my whole stream set up re done, to make it much easier

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brb

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!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream starting on Monday around 10-11am Pacific.

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Hey hey. Gonna work on gym tomorrow

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Ftk*

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Not gym.

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Auto correct

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FTK is gonna be very soon. I’ll have a date for it Monday

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FTK is 100% different than before

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The sub thing existed to prevent like 5000 people from joining the server. But it wasn’t implemented last time. It was just broken

Jerma985:

This time not sure. The time tomorrow is to sit down with the guys making it an go over everything.

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There won’t be guards

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It’s a full on adventure

Jerma985:

It’s not going to be “500 people just die by immortal god guards and can’t talk and can’t do anything”

Jerma985:

You’ll see.

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There will be events this time. Not walking around looking at people and dive fine swords

Jerma985:

Dying by*

Jerma985:

After last time I just wanted to go back to the drawing board

Jerma985:

They have been messing around with stuff for like 5 months

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I’ll find out the real deal tomorrow

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Nah from@what they showed me it should be fun

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Probably the end of august

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Yea it’s ready.

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Or first week of sept

Jerma985:

Yea. Covid 19 really just started melting days together.

Jerma985:

Feb-aug just feels like it was deleted

Jerma985:

Yea deleted like it was so bad, and no one could do anything

Jerma985:

Yea rabbits. It’s bizzare

Jerma985:

I feel like 2021 is gonna be better

Jerma985:

I hope at least

Jerma985:

The baseball stream is going to be in the top 5 for me. Streams and videos

Jerma985:

I can’t wait

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It was going to be next week

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Nah nothing tomorrow. Gonna be doing FTK stuff tomorrow

Jerma985:

Getting it ready

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Not sure we are testing any multiplayer stuff tomorrow. More of a game plan, and discussing everything that’s going to happen on stream.

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Movie night is the 29th

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I did that because I never gave a date for submissions.

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I left before giving any details.

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So the 23rd is the last day for submissions.

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Jesus

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Yea that’s not what’s gonna happen. This is gonna be a start to finish experience

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No just wandering around

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It’s been toyed with. And I thought maybe I’d keep the server open. But it’s not gonna happen.

Jerma985:

The game has been changed to a point where it’s going to be a fun night of events. Not a community server

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No. No more open survival baby system

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I’m out though. I’ll have full details on it Monday.

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Dates. Events. What to expect etc

Jerma985:

Medical stuff is still going. Have a few more appointments this week coming up

Jerma985:

Loogame

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I’ll see you guys Monday.

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See ya soon

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hey3mightyhats, what up thanks for the re sub

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JermaPog

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thanks for that resubbb RE SUUUUBBBBBB

Jerma985:

ftk is gonna be awesome

Jerma985:

ill give more details tomorrow

Jerma985:

peepohappy

Jerma985:

disway dat way

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Jerma985:

ill be back tomorrow, see you guys lata, mystery game

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morning

Jerma985:

got some options today

Jerma985:

I got Mercenaries 2, and Custom Robo

Jerma985:

monkey ball isnt here, need to get it

Jerma985:

the gamecube one

Jerma985:

super monkey ball

Jerma985:

not the banan blitz one

Jerma985:

i wanna play desperados 3 as well

Jerma985:

i made a video on desperados 2 right? and i remember it being really fun

Jerma985:

uh oh, hes STILL MODDED?

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Jerma985:

I thought you said 1. Im based

Jerma985:

you almost got it

Jerma985:

ok ok gonna do merc 2 today, and depending on how much fun it is, do it again

Jerma985:

Desperados 3 will probably be wed

Jerma985:

then we will do custom robo on Monday/tuesday

Jerma985:

I still have eternal darkness

Jerma985:

ftk is gonna be awesome

Jerma985:

we went through everything yesterday

Jerma985:

the old sub requirement is gone, no 2-3 month active sub required, just being a sub is enough

Jerma985:

because i was gone for 2 months, that would be absurd to tell people they needed to be subbed through that

Jerma985:

no ageing, no stamina

Jerma985:

the goal isnt to kill me anymore

Jerma985:

we have goals

Jerma985:

F(avor)uck the King

Jerma985:

Favor the King

Jerma985:

Flavor town

Jerma985:

No more guards

Jerma985:

you'll see

Jerma985:

jerma is the worst channel awesome creator

Jerma985:

what does that mena?

Jerma985:

still waiting for new main channel videos (he doesnt know pepelaugh)

Jerma985:

starting in like 25 min

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starting in 20 min or so

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AHHHHHHHHHH

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AHHHHHHHHHH

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AHHHH

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AGGHHHHHH

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Jerma985:

i like emotes, its a fun way to communicate, you guys have any idea how hard it was like 10 years ago

Jerma985:

you guys have like 20 disctinct ways to say haha

Jerma985:

before it was just haha

Jerma985:

you guys have a range of chuckle, to huge laugh, to smirking etc...."haha" was any of those things

Jerma985:

now you see this new shit?

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emotes that are just your face and you talk through it on an iphone

Jerma985:

Iphoine avatars

Jerma985:

you send recorded messages as a cartoon face

Jerma985:

this is gonna be scary in 20 years

Jerma985:

and lemme tell ya this

Jerma985:

hey you know whats carzy?

Jerma985:

listen to this

Jerma985:

deepfake me on julia childs doing cooking shit

Jerma985:

ok brb starting in 20 min

Jerma985:

I heard this is the good one

Jerma985:

its placeholder cmon G___

Jerma985:

gywn

Jerma985:

really guys?

Jerma985:

Jerma985:

ok guys GONNA BE A CBD STREAM TODAY, prepare your omegacringe emotes!

Jerma985:

im j/k laughingaboutit

Jerma985:

alright actually brb

Jerma985:

taking out otto and then we start

Jerma985:

this is odd...so my capture card wont pull anything through obs, but works fine in the capture software..i used this and didnt touch anything like 3 days ago

Jerma985:

?????

Jerma985:

like thaere is no reason for this to be happening unless an obs update killed this or something

Jerma985:

h/o

Jerma985:

something is horribly wrong with this capture card randomly now

Jerma985:

im trying everything

Jerma985:

it will pull perfectly fine into the capture software, but obs just doesnt want the signal

Jerma985:

no idea

Jerma985:

restarted computer, trued diff cables

Jerma985:

trying one or two more things

Jerma985:

what was the last ps3 game i played? olympics right? so wtf is the deal

Jerma985:

its been like 12 days

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no settings have changed

Jerma985:

i dont remember anupdate to obs

Jerma985:

the game pulls normally like always through to my monitor, and it is fine in the capture card software, but jesus christ obs crashes and hates this thing now for no reason

Jerma985:

its not the capture card, it works fine, i can see it pulling everything 1080, its just it going through both obs's i have

Jerma985:

ihave streamlabs obs and obs studio

Jerma985:

yea im gonna just play it on origin then

Jerma985:

i bought it on ps3 to specifically never have to open origin again for any reason

Jerma985:

jokes on me

Jerma985:

Hey go install origin to play the 4 games they have there

Jerma985:

Yo, origin bro?? yea hit me up on origin!???

Jerma985:

have thoise words ever been fucking said

Jerma985:

i dont think that sentance has EVER been spoken

Jerma985:

dude i fucking forgot the password again i just reset it

Jerma985:

iql1234q%

Jerma985:

I dropped my phone on my keyboard and pressed enter

Jerma985:

hahha

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no thats not the password

Jerma985:

it really isnt, i dropped my phone, thats a bad password

Jerma985:

did i just need to accept cookies to download mercanaries 2?

Jerma985:

alright starting soon, im gonna need a cbd break

Jerma985:

DATA THERES DATA BEHIND IT

Jerma985:

BILL NYE SAID IT WAS OK, I SHOWED MY MOM THAT EPISODE SHE SAID ITS OK NOW

Jerma985:

ok i got it working cmon gywn shpee, coffeee cheetos, ill be TAking THAT ONE

Jerma985:

+2 farming in the same sentance

Jerma985:

ok im not even gonna be late, look at that

Jerma985:

!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream starting on Wednesday, around 10am Pacific

Jerma985:

Local streamer always made me laugh

Jerma985:

Desperados 3 tomorrow

Jerma985:

is 3 fun/interesting?

Jerma985:

best risk strategy, put every troop in one country at begining of game, and just go right until you have nothing left and ruin the game for everyone

Jerma985:

risk should be an event at the jermaolympics

Jerma985:

every country just starts at their country

Jerma985:

you guys remember carmen sandiagos end sequence with the big poles placing on the diff cities in the world?

Jerma985:

i wanna do that

Jerma985:

jermolympics is gonna be intense

Jerma985:

theres just this huge guy that breaks every record and half way through we figure out we cant ban him cause the jermolympics legal team didnt ban drugs

Jerma985:

there should be a singing competition

Jerma985:

im gonna go all out for this

Jerma985:

the gold medals are made out of chocolate gold, so they start melting on people and shit

Jerma985:

i think this has legs

Jerma985:

there are gonna be like 3-4 huge ass streams back to back to back when covid is under control

Jerma985:

baseball is ready, its ready to go, it just needs to be given the green light. The olympics, another one i wont discuss etc

Jerma985:

i expect they will happen boom boom boom right after the other

Jerma985:

the baseball stream was not going to be in NV

Jerma985:

it was somewhere else

Jerma985:

i went out of state for the carnival

Jerma985:

Jerma985:

since i cant do anything with a bunch of people, ive pivoted resources to stuff like FTK, the Custom CYOA campaign etc

Jerma985:

so theres still fun stuff to look forward to in the immediate future

Jerma985:

Jerma985:

what 100 subs? i paid out

Jerma985:

im paid up

Jerma985:

i need scientific proof of it

Jerma985:

dont screenshot me, its not cool dude sigggghhhhh

Jerma985:

wtf??

Jerma985:

sorry guys, im SO MAD that i was screenshoted

Jerma985:

thats not even a real website

Jerma985:

would that one just be a big red yes or no?

Jerma985:

Jerma985:

Jerma985:

chat factions? are you guys going to all change to 3-4 diff colors?

Jerma985:

Im gonna go grey

Jerma985:

imagine not having a delicious lime sprite juice name color

Jerma985:

imagine not having at least a "rare" or above name color....like blue chat names....smh

Jerma985:

red chat names...is the item broken or unrepairable???

Jerma985:

green SET, UNITY, POWER

Jerma985:

imagine having a green name thats a puke green, and not even an item rarity in diablo 2

Jerma985:

fuck thats a horrible emote

Jerma985:

that looks like an old high school theater picture of the "funny kid" in the back

Jerma985:

hes wearing a red shirt in that photo..........wtf thats not SET GREEN

Jerma985:

pissed me off in LOTR when gandalf didnt return as Gandalf the SET GREEN

Jerma985:

did i already talk about spoiling the bible?

Jerma985:

i want to

Jerma985:

like when something is so old, that its like people being mad that you spoiled the story of christ

Jerma985:

ok just making sure

Jerma985:

I thought about doing a church stream

Jerma985:

where i run around and cure people of ailments

Jerma985:

no like those tv preachers you used to see

Jerma985:

yea id have a prosthetic chin and teeth caps put on and be inan oversized suit

Jerma985:

and just do a full church stream

Jerma985:

baptizing the funko pops wtf

Jerma985:

the worst and best part is people would share clips out of context, and i would look like an absolute pyshopath

Jerma985:

people would think it was real im sure if it was randomly spread

Jerma985:

i will never have a po box

Jerma985:

ive seen the videos

Jerma985:

imagine doing an unboxing po box stream, and someone legit sends like 4 bricks of gold

Jerma985:

like 400,000 dollars worth

Jerma985:

Jerma985:

id think it was fake and recycle it later

Jerma985:

imagine if someone sent like 10 btc to me on the po box stream...LOL that would be so quirky!

Jerma985:

i think if someone like....ok LOL hear me out...if someone rolled up 20-30 100 dollar bills and then put a 1 DOLLAR BILL on the top.....omg it would be such a huge jebait!!!

Jerma985:

no keep your money

Jerma985:

Jerma985:

yea its probably not coming back either

Jerma985:

i think over time, and with the medical stuff, it became a second stream after the stream

Jerma985:

and i always felt guilty if someone gave money and i didnt read it

Jerma985:

and i think removing money from communicating is probably for the best anyways, i think im much more comfortable knowing people are paying an optional sub if they want to support the stream. Or bits if they really want to

Jerma985:

there was a case a while back of someone giving like 600 dollars in bits or something to ask me to play a game? if i remember, and i never really want that to be the case

Jerma985:

ive heard some of freddies stuff

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"WE PUNCHING"

Jerma985:

fucking....POG dude

Jerma985:

POG FUCKING CHAMP

Jerma985:

i took em

Jerma985:

you have an 8 month subscription

Jerma985:

you have given alot

Jerma985:

im gonna get some sleep soon, ill see you guys tomorrow for desperados 3

Jerma985:

and then ill speedrun dark souls 1 on Sept 6 2028

Jerma985:

Jerma985:

they will remember it i know, but its ok, i can BREAK CONTRACT

Jerma985:

how old will i be

Jerma985:

jesus christ

Jerma985:

will i even still be streaming at 43?

Jerma985:

imagine ive been retired for like 4 years and i just come back to do that stream

Jerma985:

i can def guarentee you i will not be streaming at 65

Jerma985:

LUL;

Jerma985:

i think me being eaten by a gorilla is more likely than i stream past 50

Jerma985:

stream it! hahah wtf

Jerma985:

??

Jerma985:

oh no....imagine twitch has a NYE thing jacket..

Jerma985:

im like 70 and im the quarter celebrity to count down the ball this year

Jerma985:

thats too much for me

Jerma985:

i cant imagine having like 50,000 clips and videos and streams of my entire existence past 24-25 til im dead

Jerma985:

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i wasnt sure about the punching emote

Jerma985:

but its def staying

Jerma985:

what was the thing i said in re4?

Jerma985:

if its not a perfect Headshot ill gift 10,000 subs?

Jerma985:

that was the scariest moment of my adult life

Jerma985:

i def wanna bring back, if i laugh i gift 10 subs or w/e it was

Jerma985:

get an eye tracker, and make sure you guys know im looking directly at the chat

Jerma985:

and i cant laugh

Jerma985:

youll see the exact comment that does it

Jerma985:

im out though, see you guys lata

Jerma985:

its too early for @'s

Jerma985:

starting in about an hour

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No i dont piss the bed

Jerma985:

ya know ive had real sweaty nights where i wake up and think i pissed the bed, and all over me

Jerma985:

i was getting them from the medicine i was on, and the first time it happened i was like holy shit i did a full 60 sec strong piss in the ped

Jerma985:

bed

Jerma985:

this game suck?

Jerma985:

its got great reviews

Jerma985:

it looks like a top down hitman

Jerma985:

i wanna play mortal shell

Jerma985:

it looks pretty good

Jerma985:

nah no flight sim, it would be fun for me for like 40 min and id probably want to stop

Jerma985:

cause after the initial He crashed joke, its just flying a plane in the sky

Jerma985:

i know lots of people llove the sim aspect of those games, but i dont think its for me

Jerma985:

is RE3 the only new game ive played in 2020?

Jerma985:

FALL GUYS RIGHT

Jerma985:

caps

Jerma985:

ok im good, ive played at least 3 new games in 2020

Jerma985:

if im not into desperados, we can play barn finders or somethin, house flipper dlc is out as well

Jerma985:

oh damn the house flipper hgtv thing is paid full dlc?

Jerma985:

i thought it was just an update

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